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Porn Stars Like My Copy Writing

09/21/2012

Showering Fully Clothed

Apparently my copywriting has revealed something about me that appeals to porn stars.

Here’s what I wrote, “1 single CTT02 factory Toyota (OEM) 5 1/2″ wide & 1 1/2″ tall, 6 lug truck center cap with polished top. Multiple applications. Back reads PPE-PA66. 2 available. Online price $59 each. Mine $30 each.”

I’m looking to unload some odds and ends around the house and garage on Craigslist. If you ask me it’s a pretty mundane ad. But apparently not to attractive young women with exotic names who want to meet me online.

Over the past week this ad has caused women such as Wojenski Galdames, Limach Gist, Crisanti Piopel, Gums Dubranski, Escalon Riggan and Vanvalkenbur Colbeth to write to me!

This is the charming note I received from Ms. Galdames, “Is your merchandise still on sale? Sigh…this will likely be random but you might seem very cool in your advertisement. Wanna get coffee during the weekend? I’m not a weirdo, just feeling naughty. If you are interested, chat with me on my secret dating profile (it’s like facebook for grownups), there’s no cost to join! My pictures and my phone # are all on there. After you login, Im going to deliver a private message so you’ll know it’s me. There are too many bots on here so if you’re legit, text me and become friends and maybe more? Whatever you want! OK, I won’t bother you again!” I had no idea writing about wheel covers would make women want to meet me.

Does this kind of solicitation really work? I’m no rocket scientist but who in their right mind would read Ms. Galdames note and believe there’s a spark there? Apparently there may be many lonely car parts sellers on Craiglist willing to risk infection to their computers via malware, or worse still credit card fraud to make these “young ladies” take the time to send out their inquiries.

Unfortunately for Ms. Galdames, et al, I’m taken. And because of that I won’t be taken either.

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